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And when you click on his headphones, Kane puts them on and intentionally dances awkwardly for your amusement as below average techno plays in the background.

Don’t click on the headphones.

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— Chris Kuc summing it all up neatly [x] (via do-the-kaner-shuffle)

Kane Locker Tour

svmadelyn:

There’s an interactive locker tour. You can click on things and see Kaner’s reaction to them. You - I can’t.

There’s a sombrero. He has a “few of them lying around his house.”

YOU LIED ABOUT THE MOUTHPIECE. You never wear it.

His face takes up the whole screen. (Is that a warning or an incentive? You decide.)