paint-my-toews:

loveliestoftrees:

My friend who lives on my floor once experienced me watching hockey in the common room and today he told me 

“You switch from the most aggressive, scary, knowledgeable fan to the girlyest person watching hockey. One minute you’re like ‘AHHH FUCKING PASS THE PUCK YOU ASSHOLE” then you’re all ‘OMG HE’S SO CUTE.’”

ah so accurate

CAN YOU IMAGINE DATING SOMEONE?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

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And when you click on his headphones, Kane puts them on and intentionally dances awkwardly for your amusement as below average techno plays in the background.

Don’t click on the headphones.

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— Chris Kuc summing it all up neatly [x] (via do-the-kaner-shuffle)